Everything the Stranger Saw

*Quack Quack* is the only known sound ever to have been heard of the legendary and mythical YRD! How that sound was heard? When and where it happened? That's a mystery. It is said that these secrets are held in the ancient scrolls of the order of the happy Dumbfucks. They do not guard the scrolls with their lives, for the happy Dumbfucks lost the scrolls during the great happiness of Antermeith 161 and when the great happiness of Antermeith 161 ended, they were so dizzy from all the joy and laughter that they vowed to never give a damn about the scrolls.

It is, however, still believed that YRD is quite possibly the creator and ruler of all the known parts of the galaxy (stretching from the vast planets of the shroomsville system to the vividly bright mountains of the crystallized nebulae of tryptaminea). In the second conference of the happy Dumbfucks, it was joked that the unknown part would only be assigned a creator after it becomes known.

The full form of YRD is rarely ever disclosed in the lost ancient scrolls of the order of the happy Dumbfucks and the very little that is known about it, is through the accidental teachings of the rogue happy Dumbfuck who got disillusioned from all the happiness surrounding him and tried to run away but changed his mind halfway through the runaway because he didn't know where to run to! Before returning, however, he did trade the only shred of the ancient scroll (then, not lost) that he possessed, and which he had actually secretly torn off before running away, for a map from the clever Trippies. The map was just a leaf of the tree of Guanon but since the rogue happy Dumbfuck had never seen either the tree of Guanon or its leaves, he followed the circular veins on the leaf to find his way back to the den of the order of the happy Dumbfucks.

The clever Trippies had never heard of the ancient scrolls of the order of the happy Dumbfucks and so they were able to accurately decipher the words written in clear orange letters on the shred, which they had swindled off the rogue happy Dumbfuck, as a possible full form of the terribly incomprehensible YRD.

The words in clear orange letters read: "Yellow Rubber Duckie"