On travel

It has long been a dream of mine to travel and now that I'm writing about it, I feel amazed at the immense capacity of this six-letter word. From the back alleys of my city to the ruins twenty miles north-west of it to a highway snaking its way down the map, southward-bound, cities upon cities unfurling alongside, plains, deserts, all flowing down, towards the inevitably mysterious sea, all this can easily be encompassed in this tiny word: travel. And if you feel a bit dissatisfied by my claim, you're always welcome to add a little (s) at the end because it doesn't end there. Beyond the sea, another country, another world beckons! From a hike to a journey, from a trip to an adventure, the associations are numerous and their effects, often, indelible. Entire legends revolve around travel.


To me, travelling is about experiencing the hitherto unknown, understanding the history and diversity of the places you visit and confronting life with a sense of unbridled amazement. It is also about freeing oneself or perhaps getting lost, (accidentally or on purpose, one may argue!) like Ibn-e Insha wrote:

نگری نگری پھرا مسافر
گھر کا رستہ بھول گیا

Although if you're not interested in any of the above, it can be equally boring as well. Don't get my point? Imagine Daewoo on the motorway to Lahore! yaawwwwnn!



For the most part, I have lived in a small city that only upgraded from a 'town' while I was growing up here and is still looked down upon by those bullies among cities, those metropolitans. Had it not been for the planned serenity, beautiful even if dead and receptacle of political abominations, our beloved Federal Capital, my city would have just been another dusty stop for tourists on their way to one hill station or the other. So, maybe my wanderlust derives from living here, from the need to expand my horizons beyond what I could grasp from my rooftop.



I came upon this quote a good time back while watching a slideshow that boasted of winning some kind of award. It read,

"The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land."

I didn't really understand it until one day I stumbled upon a part of the city that I had never been to before. The narrow streets, the oddly built houses exuding certain shabbiness reminiscent of impoverishment and strange looking shops oozing out of every corner were quite resemblant of the general scheme followed elsewhere in the city. To top it, the area was quite polluted which indicated that it was yet another neglected locality. But despite all its commonness the fact that really struck me was that just moments before it had not even existed for me and now here it was, in its entirety, and this was simply fascinating. I realized that this place wasn't alone. There were countless others like it that I had over looked and ignored as I went about the city. Perhaps they were unimportant, perhaps they still are but they made me understand the quote.

When I saw our country, I never really saw it with the eyes it deserves to be seen with (and I'm only talking about the geography, although it might be true for the sense of denial on our political scene as well). I didn’t see it with fascination and I feel there are many who don’t either and it's probably only natural to take it for granted. I don't really count it as a fault but to develop that fascination and curiosity towards our land is definitely a feat worth applauding.

Some would argue, however, that we have our fair share of local tourists flocking up to the northern areas, we all admire and know about our landscape, however little that might be, we all brim with an otherwise missing national pride when we read about the arts, crafts and culture of our country, when we marvel over our folk music. But all this has never compelled us, at least not me, to go visit these places. What compelled me were a sense of adventure and happiness that came with travelling and the stifling smallness of my city. Now, that’s exactly why the Northern areas are the prime location for tourists, and not Multan or Thatta with all their fascinating sights and sounds, because the scenery in the North just cannot be associated with anything bad in our minds unlike Multan’s heat or Thatta’s remoteness. The mountains are relaxing and beautiful, the weather makes you happy and all vacations spent up there become fond memories. Despite 'Destination Pakistan 2007' being an epic fail, the historical monuments all over Pakistan attract considerable attention each year but I have always seen the sense of discovery missing from the Pakistanis visiting these places. Besides, travelling for the love of travelling and vacation tourism, although under the same umbrella, are somewhat different in nature.

Travel is about experience and just as we humans tend to steer clear of bad memories similarly while imagining or dreaming, we associate only the ‘positively grand’ with our plans. That's exactly why when someone like me dreams of travelling, they picture exotic foreign locations in HD and not the dusty broken roads that lead to enchanting but forgotten villages and the strange wilderness in our own country, not even the smaller cities we have so often heard the names of but never bothered visiting because all we ever truly believed was "Jinnay lahore nai takya, o jammya nai" and lest we forget, Tariq Tafoo considered it thoughtful to remind us, as he walked down Trafalgar Square one sunny afternoon:




So only recently, I realized that I hadn't even completely discovered my city yet and since then, although I've retained the original reasons for my love for travel but the places I have been wanting to visit have grown more diverse and real.

These days, I take a different route to work each day and try and explore different parts of the city I didn't know before. Trying to look out for their peculiarities and uniqueness, something that would let them stand apart; as distinct as the well known commercial centres, if not as famous. I'd like to really document them one day, pretty soon I hope, but all that for another post.


*Rawalpindi's aerial shot courtesy of Saad Asad Cheema

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Happy New Year!

If you are in Pakistan and alive, hope you survive the bomb blasts this year too!

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Pagan ritual, yeah?

From tomorrow, Muslims all over the world will start celebrating the second of their two annual festivals, Eid-ul-Azha. A ritual of sacrifice; where animals preferably goats, lambs and cows are slaughtered in the memory of an ancient sacrifice of Ismael (Isaac in christian tradition) by Abraham, satirized and mocked here by Mitchell and Webb. Apparently, God replaced Ismael just in time with a sheep and so the sacrifice of four-legged animals is repeated annually to remind them (Muslims, not four-legged animals.. Although the distinction is a difficult one to make) of the passionate zeal of Abraham that even let him get over fatherly love. Things might have been different if Ismael would have been sacrificed that day. Anyway, presently, this could be quite a lesson in fanaticism and dogma. But that's for another day.



What's so incredibly worth writing about is that in this country of mine, the already impoverished order of things is pushed into further disruption by this whole fiasco of a festival. Plain barbarianism, I say, and I'm not even averse to the slaughter of animals.! I, for one, am not a strict vegetarian. I eat meat; would love to continue to do so, rather unapologetically (on the other hand, I do respect vegetarians for their amazing control and discipline). See, I have heard that in some other countries, they have "Slaughterhouses", you go and pay them, they'll slaughter the animals, distribute the meat amongst the poor and the needy (as is required by the so-called Islamic rule) and give you your share of the meat. But, no, we are too unsure of a good procedure so what we do is buy the animal straight from an animal fair, bring it to our houses where we keep it for a few days before Eid, then when the slaughter is due, we go and fetch the butcher, who brings his knives, slays the animal in our front porch or garage or in the street and skins it and then hangs the animal to let whatever that's supposed to happen, happen and then makes the meat right there! Piece by bloody piece! Now that is primitive to say the least. It is also insanely preposterous!

Needless to say, I have not found an ounce of the so-called spirit of sacrifice in the way this stupid ritual is performed in Pakistan. Hundreds of thousands of rupees could be put to a much better use. But, no, we have to kill poor animals in the freezing cold of winter and then have massive barbecue parties in our lawns and parks for the next whole month. Rent some deep-freezers, people, meat is on its way! And what about the skin of the animals. Generously donated to the fucking Jamaat-e islami and all those banned militant jehadi outfits from Southern Punjab so that they can sell them to the tanneries and further fund their operations and kill people from this money indirectly generated from killing, well, animals. A vicious cycle come round.

It is quite ridiculous. The bloodbath, the intestines lying on the pavements. No fucking civic sense. The heaps of professional beggars lining the doors of these well to do homes turned slaughterhouses (zibhakhanas, really!)

And then all sorts of idiotic entertainment stems from this farce. For example, what the fuck is this supposed to mean! Who are these people, and ordinary Muslims would actually trust this. Say wow! that's a reasonable price for such a strong, heavy bakra. Let's buy this and get it delivered via the Daewoo Bus Service to our city! Sure, very convenient!

and this


and this


Hilarious even if photoshopped!

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YRD and the happy Dumbfucks

*Quack Quack*



*Quack Quack* is the only known sound ever to have been heard of the legendary and mythical YRD! How that sound was heard? When and where it happened? That's a mystery. It is said that these secrets are held in the ancient scrolls of the order of the happy Dumbfucks. They do not guard the scrolls with their lives, for the happy Dumbfucks lost the scrolls during the great happiness of Antermeith 161 and when the great happiness of Antermeith 161 ended, they were so dizzy from all the joy and laughter that they vowed to never give a damn about the scrolls.

It is, however, still believed that YRD is quite possibly the creator and ruler of all the known parts of the galaxy (stretching from the vast planets of the shroomsville system to the vividly bright mountains of the crystallized nebulae of tryptaminea). In the second conference of the happy Dumbfucks, it was joked that the unknown part would only be assigned a creator after it becomes known.

The full form of YRD is rarely ever disclosed in the lost ancient scrolls of the order of the happy Dumbfucks and the very little that is known about it, is through the accidental teachings of the rogue happy Dumbfuck who got disillusioned from all the happiness surrounding him and tried to run away but changed his mind halfway through the runaway because he didn't know where to run to! Before returning, however, he did trade the only shred of the ancient scroll (then, not lost) that he possessed, and which he had actually secretly torn off before running away, for a map from the clever Trippies. The map was just a leaf of the tree of Guanon but since the rogue happy Dumbfuck had never seen either the tree of Guanon or its leaves, he followed the circular veins on the leaf to find his way back to the den of the order of the happy Dumbfucks.

The clever Trippies had never heard of the ancient scrolls of the order of the happy Dumbfucks and so they were able to accurately decipher the words written in clear orange letters on the shred, which they had swindled off the rogue happy Dumbfuck, as a possible full form of the terribly incomprehensible YRD.

The words in clear orange letters read: "Yellow Rubber Duckie"

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Sunday, Lazy Sunday

Highlight of the day: nil, zilch, nada

zzzzzzzzzzz....

and I am doomed to stoop low and write about "my" day with "me" in it talking about "myself"...more than usual! Damn!

Sunday was boring, to the core. Woke up late, having refused an invitation to play a football match at 2pm by a friend (one match a week is enough, man! I'm not a fucking pro), and have stayed indoors since then. The only achievement being the tea I spilled on the carpet this afternoon, not my carpet though :P

Started watching Dexter's 4th season.. It's mind-blowing!! totally rocked... Read the reviews afterwards on tv.com; most people didn't like it! what? seriously! *shrugs*
Will try and come up to speed with the episodes this week :)


It's really cold inside the room and I imagine a light mist out there, no stars on a cloudy sky perhaps and a shiver-inducing chill... ah, but I'm too lazy, today, to go out and have a "real" look!

adios

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Theme Song!!

I think I have found my blog's theme song! :)
"Musafir hoon yaaron"!!

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Silent

Not a sentence came to completion
and starved of words,
miserly,
he waited by the symphonies
that now flurried
in the music of silence:
an adorable aberration to speech.

The dance, in vain delight,
of circumsized vowels
and chopped consonants
glued to the upper wall of his mouth
and he could not move his tongue,
terrified of the taste of reluctant adage.

So he blinked instead
and saw tacit dialogues shred
in the glare of cunning eyes,
which eloquently narrated lies.

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